Friday - Magnetic Cushions

[ninanevermore]

Today on my drive into work, I was thinking about those fitness videos they used to advertise on TV called "Buns of Steel." I never bought them, but if I had and my couch had an enormous magnet buried under the cushions, it would go a long way toward explaining why once I sit on the couch after I get home and get my offspring fed, washed and put to bed, I have a hard time getting back off of it.

I either need a new, less magnetic couch, or less metallic buns.

Comments

less metallic buns.

[erisreg.livejournal.com]

either that or get them reverse polarized,nothing like gettin your buns pushed,...o.0

yeah i said that,..;)

Re: less metallic buns.

[neanahe.livejournal.com]

Will that happen if I flip my couch cushions over???

flip my couch cushions

[erisreg.livejournal.com]

i dunno?,.. but it might require doing the whole couch,..o.0

i had a couch that repelled people,. but it was because the cat kept her pet fleas in it,..o.0