Friday - Magnetic Cushions

[ninanevermore]

Today on my drive into work, I was thinking about those fitness videos they used to advertise on TV called "Buns of Steel." I never bought them, but if I had and my couch had an enormous magnet buried under the cushions, it would go a long way toward explaining why once I sit on the couch after I get home and get my offspring fed, washed and put to bed, I have a hard time getting back off of it.

I either need a new, less magnetic couch, or less metallic buns.