Tuesday - Let's call him "Harry"

[ninanevermore]

Today on my drive into work, I was thinking about the ear hair on guy in line ahead of me this past Saturday.

It was a good 4 inches long.

His head was shaved (he had scalp stubble), as were his sideburns, so it was not because he didn't own a razor or scissors. He was cultivating this ear hair. It appeared he had combed it and lovingly arranged it, much like he had the long beard on his chin.

I didn't get a very good look at his face: I was afraid to, in case his nostril hairs were in dreadlocks or blended into his moustache (guys, if you think combing your nostril hairs into your mustache hides them so that nobody notices how long they are, you are wrong).

It looked was liked a rodent was trying to escape from each of his ears.

I am still feeling a little traumatized.


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Comments

[noblwish.livejournal.com]

Thanks for sharing. You do know I no longer have insurance and, therefore, cannot afford therapy.

[neanahe.livejournal.com]

Hey, why should I suffer alone?

I felt a little uneasy in the tummy. I wanted to fill a SuperSoaker with Nair and shoot it at his ears.

[ithoughtsheknew.livejournal.com]

::shudder:: ewww...that is just wrong on so many levels.

[neanahe.livejournal.com]

*nods vigorously* It so is.

[porcelian.livejournal.com]

that's just wrong!!!!

[neanahe.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I'm not alone in thinking so. I was worried I was being narrow-minded somehow.

[mersipan.livejournal.com]

Ick.

[neanahe.livejournal.com]

I agree. I didn't throw up, but I kind of wanted to.

[tribal-woman.livejournal.com]

GAHHHHHHHH!


*shudders*

[neanahe.livejournal.com]

Exactly. And no men combated on this, which makes me wonder if they thought women didn't notice or care about this stuff.

Four inches of ear hair is a bit on the freak of nature side, but the none hair blended into the mustache? I see it all the time. There's just no excuse for any of it, I tell you. x_x

CHOP THAT

[lifepromised.livejournal.com]

well, i am a litte disturbed after reading that, but it's so true. Guys, please have the courtesy to pay attention to details, they make or break you...poor guy... did you tell him to CHOP THAT?!
xoxo mars

Re: CHOP THAT

[neanahe.livejournal.com]

I fear it would have done no good. What are the odds that he would have been able to hear me through all that wool growing from his ears?