Tuesday - Let's call him "Harry"
Apr. 1st, 2008 11:47 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ninanevermoreToday on my drive into work, I was thinking about the ear hair on guy in line ahead of me this past Saturday.
It was a good 4 inches long.
His head was shaved (he had scalp stubble), as were his sideburns, so it was not because he didn't own a razor or scissors. He was cultivating this ear hair. It appeared he had combed it and lovingly arranged it, much like he had the long beard on his chin.
I didn't get a very good look at his face: I was afraid to, in case his nostril hairs were in dreadlocks or blended into his moustache (guys, if you think combing your nostril hairs into your mustache hides them so that nobody notices how long they are, you are wrong).
It looked was liked a rodent was trying to escape from each of his ears.
I am still feeling a little traumatized.
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It was a good 4 inches long.
His head was shaved (he had scalp stubble), as were his sideburns, so it was not because he didn't own a razor or scissors. He was cultivating this ear hair. It appeared he had combed it and lovingly arranged it, much like he had the long beard on his chin.
I didn't get a very good look at his face: I was afraid to, in case his nostril hairs were in dreadlocks or blended into his moustache (guys, if you think combing your nostril hairs into your mustache hides them so that nobody notices how long they are, you are wrong).
It looked was liked a rodent was trying to escape from each of his ears.
I am still feeling a little traumatized.
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Date: 2008-04-01 06:18 pm (UTC)I felt a little uneasy in the tummy. I wanted to fill a SuperSoaker with Nair and shoot it at his ears.
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Date: 2008-04-02 03:47 am (UTC)*shudders*
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Date: 2008-04-07 02:18 am (UTC)Four inches of ear hair is a bit on the freak of nature side, but the none hair blended into the mustache? I see it all the time. There's just no excuse for any of it, I tell you. x_x
CHOP THAT
Date: 2008-04-07 03:42 am (UTC)xoxo mars
Re: CHOP THAT
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