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Sweet Pea and I went to the grocery store the other day to spend what was left on mommy's paycheck on things we need to live. As I was unloading the groceries from the trunk of the car t carry into the house, Sweet Pea lowered the backseat of the car so that he could climb into the trunk with the groceries.

"What?" he exclaimed. "You picked up another little boy at the store? If you keep picking up kids at the store, this house is going to be flooded with kids!"

"Oh, dear," I said (real moms in real life do not actually say oh, dear all that much, but I could tell we were acting out a story, and moms in stories say this all the time), "I'd hate if this house got flooded with kids! I wonder if I can take him back to the store and get my money back? Or do you think I should keep him?"

"Keep him," Sweet Pea said.

"In that case, this is our house where we live, little boy. Would you like to come inside?"

"Yes," he said. "My name is [Sweet Pea]."

"Hello, [Sweet Pea], I'm Mommy. Nice to meet you. We have some toys in that room right there, if you want to live with us." I pointed to his bedroom window.

"I do. Okay. Thanks!" The little boy I'd picked up ran in the house to check out what kind of toys we might have for him to play with, while I carried the rest of my purchases to the kitchen to put them away.


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Date: 2010-09-17 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noblwish.livejournal.com
Oh, dear. You do realize you're rendering him completely incapable of ever assimilating into NORMAL society, don't you? ;D

Date: 2010-09-17 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neanahe.livejournal.com
What is this place called "Normal" that your refer to, and how does it's society work? I've never been there. Is it nice?

Date: 2010-09-17 02:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noblwish.livejournal.com
You're asking ME?!?!?

Date: 2010-09-17 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neanahe.livejournal.com
Duh. What was I thinking?

Date: 2010-09-17 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] writingmoments.livejournal.com
Normal is overrated. I don't mind calling my son, "Percy Jackson" for awhile or whatever name he wants. The world of childhood ends soon enough...

Date: 2010-09-17 04:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neanahe.livejournal.com
He was playing off of a joke I often make at the grocery store. He likes to sit in the basket with the groceries, and sometimes I tell the checker not to charge me for the little boy, because he's already paid for (when I say this, I'm thinking of the $200 copay we handed over to the hospital when he was born). He thinks the idea of buying children at the grocery store is hilarious. :D

Date: 2010-09-17 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] millysdaughter.livejournal.com
He has a beautiful imagination.

Date: 2010-09-17 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neanahe.livejournal.com
He has a beautiful imagination, a quirky sense of humor, and a hard road ahead of him.

He is a living embodiment of the word "bittersweet."

Date: 2010-09-17 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] millysdaughter.livejournal.com
**hugs**

He may have a hard road ahead, but he will find a way to stop to enjoy the flowers along the path as he travels it.
It will be OK.

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