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After our falling out this last Thanksgiving, I don't think I'll miss talking to my kid brother as much as I will miss the voices in his head. I liked them, because sometimes they told him to buy me presents. I'm sure they were just trying to buy me off and make me stop referring to them as "The Voices in My Kid Brother's Head" and start referring to them as his "Spirit Guides" the way he does. I can't be bribed that easily. However, I'm just shameless enough to accept any attempted bribes with a sweet smile and a "Thank you," while feeling no obligation to return a favor I didn't ask for in the first place.
( My Brother: Putting The Fun In Dysfunctional since 1972 )
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After our falling out this last Thanksgiving, I don't think I'll miss talking to my kid brother as much as I will miss the voices in his head. I liked them, because sometimes they told him to buy me presents. I'm sure they were just trying to buy me off and make me stop referring to them as "The Voices in My Kid Brother's Head" and start referring to them as his "Spirit Guides" the way he does. I can't be bribed that easily. However, I'm just shameless enough to accept any attempted bribes with a sweet smile and a "Thank you," while feeling no obligation to return a favor I didn't ask for in the first place.
( My Brother: Putting The Fun In Dysfunctional since 1972 )
