Friday - Two Quacks Means "Stop!"

I don't generally post on the weekends, but these days since I am hardly on the Internet I write when I find the time. I've been writing this entry in my head since Friday, so it counts as Friday's post. That's just how it is. - Nina E.

Today I can't stop thinking about duck sex. There is a good reason for this: I have witnessed a duck orgy, which I found a little bit disturbing. No longer do ducks look innocent to me. When it comes to sex, ducks are downright kinky, and more than a little rough. Take my word for this, and pray you never have to witness one of their wild parties. You will never look at waterfowl in the same light afterward, nor want you children to play with a rubber representation of such a depraved animal.*

( Rough Like A Duck )