tUESDAY - nOTHING hAPPY tO sEE hERE

iT'S MY BIRTHDAY. i HATE BIRTHDAYS. bIRTHDAYS ARE NOT GOOD DAYS FOR ME. bIRTHDAYS ARE UNLUCKY. bIRTHDAYS ARE THE KIND OF DAYS WHERE YOU DO STUPID THINGS, LIKE DRIVE OFF WITHOUT PUTTING THE GAS CAP BACK ON YOUR CAR OR TYPING AN ENTIRE FIRST PARAGRAPH ONLY TO REALIZE THAT YOU HAVE LEFT THE "CAP LOCKS" KEY ON.

Crap.