Monday - Green Lights mean NO!
Aug. 1st, 2005 11:07 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ninanevermoreOn the drive into work this morning, I actually hit all of the lights on green. This was not a good thing. I put on my makeup and fix my hair at the multitude of red lights on the way in, and neither of those things happened today.
As a result, I look like hell. I fear for my co-workers. It is very important that they look at me using only their peripheral vision today, as looking at me directly could lead to blindness and possible death.
Tomorrow I will try to apply concealer to the scary spots, as a public service. It's the least I can do for people.
As a result, I look like hell. I fear for my co-workers. It is very important that they look at me using only their peripheral vision today, as looking at me directly could lead to blindness and possible death.
Tomorrow I will try to apply concealer to the scary spots, as a public service. It's the least I can do for people.
