Tuesday - Teeth for Hire
Apr. 14th, 2009 09:46 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ninanevermore.
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"He bit five kids today, and pinched miss Dorothy at the front desk on the boob," I told my husband yesterday evening. Last week was a good week, with almost no incidents at all. Apparently, he felt a need to make up for it all in one day.
"Five kids?!"
"Five. One little girl he bit because Rainy asked him to. I think she had a toy Rainy wanted."
"Wait a minute...he's contracting himself out now?"
"Only for girls he really likes."
"Great. Just great."
Since the beginning of time, women have been asking men to do things that will get them in trouble.
"Yeah, y'all kind of suck that way," my husband when I pointed this out to him.
In the beginning, Eve tempted Adam with an apple. Yesterday, Rainey sicced my son on a little girl named Raquel. Both guys gave into temptation and took a bite, and nothing good came of either event for the men or the women. Eve got banished right along with Adam, and Rainey's dad got called at work, as did I.
The moral of the story is that guys should think twice about breaking the law just because a pretty girl bats her eyes at you. The powers that be always find out, and there's a good chance you might get spanked and have all your Easter candy taken away.
Seriously.
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"He bit five kids today, and pinched miss Dorothy at the front desk on the boob," I told my husband yesterday evening. Last week was a good week, with almost no incidents at all. Apparently, he felt a need to make up for it all in one day.
"Five kids?!"
"Five. One little girl he bit because Rainy asked him to. I think she had a toy Rainy wanted."
"Wait a minute...he's contracting himself out now?"
"Only for girls he really likes."
"Great. Just great."
Since the beginning of time, women have been asking men to do things that will get them in trouble.
"Yeah, y'all kind of suck that way," my husband when I pointed this out to him.
In the beginning, Eve tempted Adam with an apple. Yesterday, Rainey sicced my son on a little girl named Raquel. Both guys gave into temptation and took a bite, and nothing good came of either event for the men or the women. Eve got banished right along with Adam, and Rainey's dad got called at work, as did I.
The moral of the story is that guys should think twice about breaking the law just because a pretty girl bats her eyes at you. The powers that be always find out, and there's a good chance you might get spanked and have all your Easter candy taken away.
Seriously.
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Date: 2009-04-14 03:17 pm (UTC)*HUGS*
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Date: 2009-04-14 03:24 pm (UTC)