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When my son is a teenager and he finds out I told anyone about this – not to mention that I posted it on the web for the whole world to read about – he will no longer claim me as his mother. "Mom!" he will cry, "How could you?!" If I wait until he's old enough to see the humor in this, though (say, at about the age of 30), I may forget about it. I have to write it down while the memory is still fresh and tickling my brain.

Sweet Pea, I'm sorry, but it's an amusing story. Maybe some day when you have a small son of your own you will forgive me for laughing so hard. I promise I love you. But funny is funny, and I can't keep this one to myself.


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I got a call from my son's daycare this afternoon to let me know he was having a tantrum. I could hear him having it.

"I don't have all the details," Meridith the Daycare Director said, "only that he got in trouble so he's crying and kicking and throwing his shoes."

"Do you know what set him off?" I asked

"Well, it seems he pooped in the urinal, and..."

I choked a little. "Oh, no."

"And when they tried to talk to him about it..."

"They probably yelled at him," I said. I can't blame them; any adult would have yelled about something like that.

"Let me explain," I said, trying to sound like I wasn't laughing, "It's usually me who takes him to the bathroom when we're out in public, so he doesn't really ever see urinals. He didn't know that you can only pee in them."

"Okay," said Meridith.

I thought back to the weekend before last, when we went to a street festival in our town. We used the portable restrooms at them, and they had urinals in them. Since he only needed to pee, I told him he could use the urinal if he wanted to. It was a lot less scary than the pit with the blue water in it on the commode.

"It's a different kind of potty?" he asked.

I told him it was. I don't think I told him that it had limited uses.

"When he calms down, gently explain the difference between a urinal and a regular potty to him," I told Meridith, "Apparently, he didn't know and now he's upset that he got in trouble."

She agreed.

Then I called Jeff to tell him what his son had been up to.

"Pick him up early tonight, and give him a hug. He's had a rough afternoon," I suggested.

Jeff choked a little. "I bet he sure looked cute trying to sit on it," he said.

I bet he did, too.

Life is full of lessons that we all learn the hard way. Today, my little man learned that just because something can be used for one thing that something similar can be used for, it doesn't mean it the two objects serve all the same functions. For example, a car and an airplane can both be used for travel, but the car won't take you across the ocean very well. Likewise, a urinal and a commode differ in how they can assist you.

I, on the other hand, learned that it does not do to explain things halfway with anyone, no matter what their age. They will fill in the information gaps with their own assumptions, and there may well be a mess for someone to clean up when all is said and done.


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with their own assumptions

Date: 2009-04-08 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regatomic.livejournal.com
do people ever really grow out of that one?,..;)

Re: with their own assumptions

Date: 2009-04-09 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neanahe.livejournal.com
You make a good point. I had to go back and edit the entry (not to mention, edit my thinking) to remove the reference to age. Always give everyone all the facts, and never assume they will just figure out the details you omit. The truth is, they almost never do.
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Date: 2009-04-09 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neanahe.livejournal.com
And how!

Date: 2009-04-09 01:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magsmom.livejournal.com
Bwahahhaha. ok, that's a good one. and you're right about him disowning you as a teenager and then reclaiming you when he has his own kid.

Date: 2009-04-09 02:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neanahe.livejournal.com
I figured he's gonna disown me when he's 13 anyway, so I might as well give him a good reason to now. All 13 year olds are way too cool to be seen with their parents, and all parents of 13 year olds are clueless dolts who don't understand anything and only exist to embarrass their kids.

If that's my purpose, I might as well get to work. ~_^

Date: 2009-04-09 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenandbronze.livejournal.com
This is hilarious. My sister told me of the time a kid actually went to pee in the tiolet that was on display (she works at a hardware store)... Oh man! How embarrassing that must've been... and the clean up? LOL!

Date: 2009-04-09 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] millysdaughter.livejournal.com
My daughter tried that once.
I luckily stopped her before she peed in it.

Date: 2009-04-09 02:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neanahe.livejournal.com
*makes mental note to explain to son that toilets in hardware store are just for show and don't actually work*

Date: 2009-04-09 02:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] millysdaughter.livejournal.com
Menards now displays the toilets on a shelf about three feet off the ground.

Date: 2009-04-09 02:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neanahe.livejournal.com
Good policy. Small kids like to climb, but that should discourage all but the most determined child. :)

Date: 2009-04-09 02:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neanahe.livejournal.com
At least it was pee. There are worse things to clean up: just ask my son's daycare teacher. ;D

Date: 2009-04-12 01:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lil-ms-drama.livejournal.com
My 1st husband went through this with his step daughter in Wal-Mart and the baby pottys. Fortunately, she only got her pants down before they caught her.

Date: 2009-04-13 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neanahe.livejournal.com
At least a baby potty is designed to be easily cleaned and emptied...

Date: 2009-04-09 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noblwish.livejournal.com
I'm so glad you posted this. I'll keep it in mind the first time Buddy comes in contact with a urinal.

Date: 2009-04-09 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neanahe.livejournal.com
Jeff had told him they were for peeing in, and I'd told him it was like a potty he could pee in. Neither of us thought to tell him that's all you can do in them! Alas, it was a crime of omission on our part and we are the guilty parties in this case.

Date: 2009-04-09 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noblwish.livejournal.com
I say this is what comes of a sexist, male-dominated society. Create a toilet ONLY men can use and you cause ALL SORTS of mayhem and chaos!!!

Date: 2009-04-09 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neanahe.livejournal.com
Actually, I'm okay with mayhem and chaos, so long as I don't have to clean up after it. ;D

Date: 2009-04-09 01:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hermes-wade.livejournal.com
All I can say is...BWAHAHAHA!!!

Poor kid, but it was an honest mistake. :)

Date: 2009-04-09 02:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neanahe.livejournal.com
It was. When I got home last night, he was laughing about it. We stressed that while it is funny, if it happens again he's in BIG trouble.

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