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A funny thing happened two weeks ago while I was stuck at the office: the infant I brought home from the hospital transitioned into a 4 year old boy. Due to circumstances beyond my control, he was 3 years old for a year and a day, and will only be 4 years old for 364 days. Time has a way of getting out of whack in our lives.

I'm been swamped at work for the last month, and just when I think I'm catching my breath I find myself up to my eyeballs in things that needed to be done a week (or a month, or two months) ago, but that I am just now getting around to. On my husband's nights off, he has been taking care of our son and on some nights I made it home just in time for bedtime stories and a kiss good night. On the 8th, which was my son's birthday, I figured the least I could do was leave work at a reasonable hour and spend an evening at Chuck E. Cheeses eating bad pizza and playing child friendly arcade games. I had the best intentions, but it seems I ran over a nail on my way into to work that morning, and my tire was completely flat. By the time I reached Jeff and he drove into town to rescue me (which served him right, for not paying the AAA membership fee when I asked him to), it was too late to do any celebrating. We had dinner at a restaurant in the city, and got home at 10 PM, much too late for birthday cake or the excitement of presents.

"We'll do it tomorrow," we told my son.

That night, as we got him ready for bed, we asked him how old he was.

"I'm tree," he said without missing a beat.

"You're not three anymore, you're four," I told him.

He shook his head. "I'll be four after I have a birthday," he said, "Right now I'm tree."

"Today is your birthday," Jeff told him.

"It's true," I said, "As of today, you're four."

He looked at his father's face and then at mine with that sad expression you reserve for idiots who fail to grasp the obvious. "I'll be four after I have a birthday," he repeated, slowly and deliberately, "I haven't had a birthday, so I'm tree."

As a 39-year-old woman, I can completely respect this logic. No cake, no gifts, no getting older. My boy is a genius.

The next evening, I managed to get out of the office, and we did have cake and presents for my little boy, so he did not have to remain stuck in time forever. Afterward, when we asked his age, he told us he was four.

The secret to eternal youth? It's not as mysterious as some folks would have you believe. All it takes is a mindset that says that until you have the respect and recognition you deserve, you are staying right where you are and all the laws of time and nature will not be enough to move you.


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respect and recognition

Date: 2008-10-21 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regatomic.livejournal.com
ah,.. that's why some people stay tree forever,..o.o

Re: respect and recognition

Date: 2008-10-21 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neanahe.livejournal.com
Actually, few people do (except mentally). Someone eventually offers them cake, and they inevitably they cave in. Thus, our shot at immortality in this world is lost when we trade it for sugary goodness and icing.

Out of the mouths of babes.......

Date: 2008-10-21 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] simplecity2htwn.livejournal.com
Hmmmmmm, I can think of AT LEAST a dozen birthdays where there was no cake or celebration. Does that mean that I'm still in my mid-20s? Please says yes, please say yes!!!

Re: Out of the mouths of babes.......

Date: 2008-10-21 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neanahe.livejournal.com
You would be, except that it sounds like you had cake the next year, at which point you rapidly aged two years in a single birthday. Sorry, but you blew it.

Re: Out of the mouths of babes.......

Date: 2008-10-21 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] simplecity2htwn.livejournal.com
I knew it!!! You don't just talk to the Angel of Death. You craft all the loopholes in his contracts. Whenever somebody sells his/her soul and thinks they're going to get out of the deal, they get caught in a loophole.

Re: Out of the mouths of babes.......

Date: 2008-10-21 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neanahe.livejournal.com
I don't craft these loopholes, they've always been there. My only advantage is that I have someone who explains them all to me. Even then, I have to ask the right questions (which I almost never do).

Date: 2008-10-21 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sidneymintz.livejournal.com
My dear. Beautiful.

Happy Birthday bright lil star.

Date: 2008-10-22 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neanahe.livejournal.com
*sigh* As if working long hours and not spending enough time with him were not guilt inducing enough, the fact that he had to spend extra time as a 3 year old made me feel ten times worse than usual.

He did have a happy day-after-his birthday, and a bonus birthday at his grandfather's house the next weekend. It was enough to convince him he is now 4, and no longer a "little" boy, but a big one (though not too big for me to pick up and carry in my arms). :)

Date: 2008-10-22 03:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adamant-turtle.livejournal.com
LOL! He does make perfect sense...

Date: 2008-10-22 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neanahe.livejournal.com
I agree. I'm hoping it works for me as well, and I'm never acknowledging another birthday as long as I live. I'll let you know in 100 years how successful I am. ^_~

Date: 2008-10-22 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenelycam.livejournal.com
How cute is that? Camie got confused like that too. She always used to ask me when her birthday was because our parties are always on the weekends when everyone is home to celebrate them. So usually they were after the actual birthday...sometimes by a couple a couple of weeks because of Jen's schedule with her dad...

*HUGS*

Date: 2008-10-22 04:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neanahe.livejournal.com
No cake, no progress, Mom! A kid's gotta do what a kid's gotta do. *hugs back*

Date: 2008-10-29 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noblwish.livejournal.com
Hmmm... since Rorie was born, I've only celebrated two out of six birthdays. Now, granted, those two were the most recent, but with college boys hitting on my in Walmart, I gotta think Father Time has let a few slide without realizing it. Either that, or it's just my Daddy's forever-young Leprechaun genes. :D

Date: 2008-10-29 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neanahe.livejournal.com
I vote it's the Leprechaun genes. We tend to stay both young-looking and immature in our family. ;D

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