Tuesday

[ninanevermore]

The world stopped spinning for 2.7 seconds this morning, but no one noticed but me. Probably because we were all stopped at traffic lights, and it's hard to notice that time has stopped moving when your car has also stopped moving. The Cosmic Carney who runs this ride was letting some of the riders off, and the next moment a thousand or more babies were born. It was quite a ruckus. But then the light changed, the Carney shut the door to the ride and everything began moving again. Now, all over the planet, those babies are crying and napping and yawning and blinking and having their diapers changed.

I'm hoping that if I increase my caffeine intake, this sort of thing will stop happening.

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[noblwish.livejournal.com]

So, what are you trying to say here? Are you ill? What's up with the perpetual drunkeness? :(