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Today on my drive into work, I was thinking about Antoinette the Voodoo Queen, who told me my fortune in New Orleans the last day of my honeymoon. She claims to be a direct descendent of Marie Laveau (it even says so on her business cards), which is quite possible. Marie had 10 children, and the city of New Orleans is probably crawling with her progeny, or at least was before hurricane Katrina pushed them to all corners of the country.

It was the middle of September in 2000. Getting my fortune told in Jackson Square happened to be one of the things on my to-do list, along with visiting the French Market and riding on a riverboat. Antoinette had her table set up right across from the Saint Louis Cathedral. She was a tall woman with milk-chocolate colored skin and long braids that she covered by a tignon, like her famous ancestress. She sat beneath a large golf umbrella with her tarot cards and small bottles of magic potions on the table in front her, ready to do business. Her demeanor was friendly and business like. I asked her price, then sat across from her and put the money on her table. She accepted in and got to work.

"What are you?" she asked me, "Where are your ancestors from?"

I told her most of my ancestors are from Sweden.

"Swedish? Hmmm. Those are quite people?"

I told her that generally, yes, Swedes are very quite people.

"Hmm, that explains it," she said, "You got a spirit guide that follows you around, but I almost didn't see it. It's very quite. I read an Italian lady the other day and her spirit guide was loud. It was a big, Sicilian fat woman and it came out at me shouting," she made a talking motion with her hand, "and I couldn't get it to shut up. Yours is really silent, though. It stands in the background and doesn't anything. But it's proud of you and the path you're on. It approves of you."

Good to know. It also might explain why I've never heard from it. If my spirit guide had come from one of my Irish ancestors it might be more lively. It makes sense that a Swedish spirit guide doesn't guide me much, since it would be really self-conscious about disturbing me in any way.

"Also," she said, "You got an unborn spirit following you around, waiting to be born. I think you should know this. Don't worry, it's not in a hurry."

I glanced over my shoulder, almost expecting to see an apparition of a baby floating above me. Poor kid, he had to trail me for another 5 years before I brought him into the world. I hope he thinks it was worth it.

"And this man here," she said, pointing to Jeff, "Lord, he's good looking! He looks just like a Kennedy! He loves you very much. He thinks the world of you. You did well with him." I looked over at my new husband. He looked perplexed about the whole Kennedy thing. It was at least the third time a woman in New Orleans had made that comment about him. Each time it happened I told him to take it as a complement because Kennedy men are known for their good looks, almost as much as they are known for their womanizing and drinking.

"I know," I told Antoinette with a grin, "That's why I married him." I meant both for the fact that he adored me and the fact that he was nice looking.

"He's gonna treat you good, don't you worry."

She read my cards and my palm, but I don't recall what was revealed. The silent Swede of a spirit guide, too shy to guide much, the unborn spirit and the news that Jeff loved me are all that stuck in my mind. Before I left her table, she dabbed a few of her potions on my wrist, including one to bring me wealth and some genuine Love Potion #9 from Marie's own recipe. After we were done, Jeff and I walked back to our hotel to pack up our bags and return to Houston.

A couple of years later I read an article about the city of New Orleans cleaning up Jackson Square and requiring the vendors who worked there to pay a fee in order to keep out the riffraff and make the place more family friendly. Antoinette was one of the ousted vendors complaining about the new policy, and her picture was even in the paper accompanying the story. I hoped she put a hex on the city officials, because as far as I'm concerned that spot in front of the Saint Louis Cathedral is hers and hers alone. Maybe Katrina washed away whatever vendor who dared to get the official license and claim her spot there.

One of these days I hope to visit New Orleans and see if I can find her again. I want to ask her if my silent spirit guide has anything to say to me yet. I also want to show her my son and ask her, "That unborn spirit you saw last time – did it look anything like this?"


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Date: 2007-06-25 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coupesetique.livejournal.com
Your reading was 10x better than mine.

I got a reading from a man across from St. Louis Cathedral about 10-11 years ago. He told me that my short, medium-sized fingers meant lack of intelligence. Apparently my female counterpart on the trip had longer, slender fingers than I did and she was smarter. I don't remember anything else about the reading after that. :-)

Date: 2007-06-25 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neanahe.livejournal.com
That's 'cause you picked a dude. What does a man know about these things? What you needed was a bona fied voodoo queen descended straight from Marie Laveau! ^_^

Date: 2007-06-25 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coupesetique.livejournal.com
No kidding, right? WHAT DO DUDES KNOW ABOUT VOODOO?

As far as I'm concerned, dudes only go to NO to drink, eat, go to concerts, and exchange X-rated peeps for beads. :-)

(Or that's what I tell myself.)





Date: 2007-06-27 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neanahe.livejournal.com
I gotta admit, I go for most of those same reasons...

Date: 2007-06-26 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lil-ms-drama.livejournal.com
Your reading was better than mine too. I didn't get one when I was in New Orleans (I could barely afford to eat, let alone luxuries like extra money spent frivolously). Mine said I was going to be divorced if I married my current boyfriend (Brian). Later, I found out what they were looking at to figure it out and it just means 2 marriages in general, not necessarily a divorce. My first marriage line is short, the second one is more than twice as long.

That's all I remember from my reading.

Date: 2007-06-27 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neanahe.livejournal.com
Do I get to come to your second wedding? ~_^

Date: 2007-06-26 01:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mugglemomjsw.livejournal.com
See? You did New Orleans (Nawlins, as I say it, obviously) the right way!! We used to do all kinds of church trips and do the local stuff. My hubby doesn't understand the 'spirit' of the area quite yet, so I haven't gotten him to try any of it. *sigh* I miss it.

Date: 2007-06-27 06:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neanahe.livejournal.com
I don't think my husband got the whole spirit of the place, either. I've loved the Quarter since I was a kid, and it's where I wanted to spend my honeymoon (so I dragged him along).

Date: 2007-06-27 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mugglemomjsw.livejournal.com
What's funny is that we went on our 'honeymoon' to New Orleans, too. I use the quotes b/c we were VERY poor college kids and just wandered around the entire time. It was so much fun (as usual), though!!

Date: 2007-06-27 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neanahe.livejournal.com
A lot of the good stuff is free or cheap. The French market, the Cafe du Monde, the street musicians, etc. Its best to have money, of course, but you can have fun without it, too.

Date: 2007-06-26 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenelycam.livejournal.com
How cool. I'm reading a fiction book that mentions Marie Laveau and voodoo stuff. I would love to have my future told by a real voodoo mama/queen or even a gypsy. Of course Greg doesn't believe in psychics as such. He believes that people can be psychic, but those who are truly with vision, aren't the ones hawking their wares...

Date: 2007-06-27 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neanahe.livejournal.com
If you're ever down in the French Quarter of N'awlins, look ol' Antoinette up. She was pretty neat.

Date: 2007-06-27 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenelycam.livejournal.com
I'd love to go there. I've always wanted to go during Mardi Gras, but Greg keeps telling me it's too decadent... (and he loves vegas. :P) Some day I'm gonna travel the country, if not the world. I mean it!! *shakes fist at universe*

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