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Tuesday – Waiting for the Dog to Die
Jun. 16th, 2009 01:30 pm.
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I've always liked dogs. A good dog is loyal, fun, sweet, and friendly. Having a good dog in your life lowers your blood pressure, makes photos taken around your house cuter by adding the fuzz factor, and gives you a good excuse to exercise by enticing you to take walks that are beneficial to you and the beast both. I had a great dog: she was so sweet that we called her "the love sponge" because she soaked up love from any human willing to show her affection. I still have this dog; she has just lived long passed her expiration date.
At the risk of sounding like a heartless jerk, I wish she'd just die already.
( Getting Old Can Really Stink )
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I've always liked dogs. A good dog is loyal, fun, sweet, and friendly. Having a good dog in your life lowers your blood pressure, makes photos taken around your house cuter by adding the fuzz factor, and gives you a good excuse to exercise by enticing you to take walks that are beneficial to you and the beast both. I had a great dog: she was so sweet that we called her "the love sponge" because she soaked up love from any human willing to show her affection. I still have this dog; she has just lived long passed her expiration date.
At the risk of sounding like a heartless jerk, I wish she'd just die already.
( Getting Old Can Really Stink )
