Tuesday - Pete

Today on my drive into work, I was thinking about my brother-in-law, Pete, who lives in Idaho. It's been a while since we've seen Pete, since he can't leave the state of Idaho without permission from his probation officer. Jeff's mom is the only member of the family who finds this upsetting.

"How come Pete's never hit on me?" I asked my husband not too long ago. "I mean, he hit on your first wife, and he hit on Russ' wife, but never on me. Does this mean I'm ugly?"

( Leave me alone, I'm just carryin' on an old family tradition... )