Tuesday – A Hit that Missed, or How Not to Go About Murdering Your Wife

Today on my drive into work, I was thinking about the story Wren told me about the time my cousin Leslie's second husband tried to have her killed. As far as murder-for-hire stories go, it's pretty funny. The lesson I took from it is that the first rule of hiring outlaw bikers to carry out a hit, is to make sure that they don't find the intended victim more likable than they find you. If they do, things may not turn out the way you hoped.

( Under the Right Circumstances, Bad Guys make the Best Friends )