Fate demonstrated her sense of humor by making me his daughter. I need no further proof of her perversions.

I have thought the whole best seller issue through and have decided that, as an heir to his estate, it doesn't bother me so much. Such books tend to preach to the already converted, so it's not like it will be doing any damage. Not to mention that I will be free to donate as much of my inheritance as I like to the liberal causes of my choice.

For the record, "liberal" and "communist" are synonyms to my father. Like "stupid," "dense" and "dim-witted," "Liberal," "commie," and "communists" are all interchangeable with each other.